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Idin Leis · McCoy fucked me so hard Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 4627

ORIGINAL POST AND DESCRIPTION BY CHEF BOYARDEE

The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

The Trailer

Download link.

Latest Patch.

Features
- Incredible B.A.B.B.Y. System gives you complete control over your combat actions.

- Get out your easter basket and get ready to go hunting, because there’s Easter eggs galore in BSU&J:G! Prepare for a cavalcade of easter eggs, ranging from the mysterious to the unique.

- One of the first games to fully utilize DirectX 10.

- Game fully playable in both English and Al Bhed.

- Riveting story that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. See the Post-Cyberpocalypse like you’ve never seen it before.

- Beautiful soundtrack composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu exclusively for BSU&J:G!

- Block paragraphs about basketball monsters.

A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:

Tales of Game's Studios Presents Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa

Controls
z - action
x - run and cancel
c - start

You can change the controls in the configuration menu, as well a lot of other things! If you want to play in windowed mode, you should probably play in scaling x2.

It will take a minute when you're starting it up, so wait a second.

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savory snax · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject:

This looks either the funniest or the dumbest thing I've ever seen. How is it?
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Pandar · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject:

Great game? Or the greatest game?

B-BAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSS!
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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Awwwww jeez, not this shit again...
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Strategos · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:13 am Post subject:

I have this game (Found it a week ago), and I must say that it is incredible. Old school turn based combat and hilarious dialogue. And Al Bhed.
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randar23rhenn · Old school JRPG Joined: 29 Dec 2005 Posts: 2098

DO WANT

(DLing now)

edit: This game is truly amazing.

is there a way to make the resolution bigger? it displays in a tiny box in the middle of my screen?
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Solice Kirsk · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:58 am Post subject:

I've been wanting to play this for a while now. Maybe I'll download it and make a 'Lets Play' or something.
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randar23rhenn · Old school JRPG Joined: 29 Dec 2005 Posts: 2098

im about an hour in and this game just keeps getting better

the battle system has some really fun elements in it Smile

i love the humor in the game too

idin, do you know how long it is? is it just a demo?
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HeeHo · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject:

The intro to this game is epic.

Funny how this total joke project succeeds in hitting all those old school sweet-spots.