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Forever Rika · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject: Poetry

hey peeps. We had a thread at one time on the old boards but obviously a lot of topics got ruined by something back there but i thought that i'd bring it back again because i like too see others peices as well as give out my own so yeah >.> i'll post later though. <^-^> Mr. Green

SHOW ME DAH POEMS Shocked

... ah heh Rolling Eyes

Q · Ass sorcerer Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1034

Oh I remember that.

Nothing on me right now..

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Roses are red, this thread sucks.

fin
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Aubstar · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:09 am Post subject:

So, uh... I'm game, but unfortunately I don't have single creative thought right now. I'll get back to you when I feel more inspired. Twisted Evil

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Wise men speak because they have something to say.

Fools speak because they have to say something.

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Forever Rika · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:00 am Post subject:

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

I got no problems with you at all. I just think this thread sucks.

If it makes you feel any better, here's 2 minutes worth of stream-of-consciousness from me.

donkeys eat canoes for dinner though sometimes they spit it out at each other so that they dont have to taste all the icky wood and then they go shopping and then they get their hair done and their toes and stuff, this can be a really good thing if you're not a donkey but only if you realize the importance of maintaining a happy donkey... see the thing is that if you manage to meet a pissed off donkey in your travels you will be greeted with not one, but two kicks to your groin before you're lying on the ground quivering and shivering and praying for the lord almighty to lift you up from this mortal coil and rain his fiery terror upon the pissed off donkey that put this hurt upon you. see that's the thing with groin pain. it sucks.

Or around two minutes. I guess I type too fast and I'm sick of this already.
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Q · Ass sorcerer Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1034

ha-

that is the first time I've ever heard the word donkey and groin kick in the same paragraph and I never thought I ever would, but once again Liquid you prove me wrong..

Aubstar · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject:

LiQuid, you amuse me to no end. I would have never thought that I would be so amused with groin-kicking donkeys. But, hey. I was laughing.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say.

Fools speak because they have to say something.

~Plato

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Well I'm glad I could lift this thread up from the glorious funk it'd sunk to... It's up to you all to carry it now.

Go, my children!
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Aubstar · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject:

Two minutes produced this little well, whatever. It's not funny, it's just... there?

I’m not the same today,
As I was the day before
And who I’ll be tomorrow
I doubt you’ve met before

I find that life is better
When you hide within the rush
When no one knows just who you are,
You won’t be missed, not much.

To hide within the shadow
Of the popular or saint,
Is so much fun when you’re like me
And you’re addicted to change.

Yeah, it's crap. Very Happy

But, I'm over it. Razz

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Wise men speak because they have something to say.

Fools speak because they have to say something.

~Plato

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

D- Aubrey. I'm going to need something a little more exhilarating...
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DemonEdge · Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 331

nice poem aubstar.
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Forever Rika · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:13 pm Post subject:

(now just let me remind you peoples that the following poem is supposed to be like this! lol all weird and such)

"not drunk" (cant think of any better title

I swear to drunk im not GOD! Shocked

My tell will reasons you so! Rolling Eyes

I went to my party's birthday friends
I could swear there wasnt a time it ends!
I swear to drunk im not GOD! Shocked

I went on a campsite to the walk
when we got there we just hung to talk!
My tell will reasons you so! Rolling Eyes

Tipseh? It was just a walk style!
and lasted it only a little while!
My tell will reasons you so! Rolling Eyes

So what if I cant line a walk straight?
Theres obviously nothing here to debate!
I swear to drunk im not GOD! Shocked

My tell will reasons you so! Rolling Eyes

O.O

(by the way i liked your poem Aubrey <^-^> Mr. Green

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(by the way again lol i liked your poem too.. and uh.. lol.. thanks for uh... writing one for me .. >.> ... o.o... Mr. Green

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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Rika, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were making an appeal to my inner intricacies. At any rate, I approve. Slightly. C+
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timrpgland · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:06 am Post subject:

Poetry is for girls....
Poetry makes me snore
The only thrills it is good for....
Is helping someone score

Wink

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LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Forever Rika · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject:

well heres some more for yeh...

(untitled)

Welcome to the gates of Hell
where youre tortured from dusk til dawning
the many demons come about
of evil seed and spawning

Tour to the depths of Hell
where theres horrific weeping and wailing
the heat is so intense
as youre endlessly falling and flailing

Retire to the wiles of Hell
youre only option since youre shackled and stranded
if youre here then you are Satan's
and by the name of Sheol are you brought and branded

(by the way... interesting poem tim.. <.< though i beg the differ Mr. Green

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(thanks for the grade heh. and hey that poem was about my weekend about 2 weeks ago lol)

LiQuid! · fasta dan a muddafucka! Joined: 07 Oct 2005 Posts: 9318

Ok, that one gets an F- Way too angsty, and I had no idea you could pluralize "Satan." Cool

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Owozifa · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject:

I think you can actually. Because I've heard of "a Satan" before, and it is actually not connected to Christianity. I'd have to look into it more though.

Regardless, I'm not a poetry critic.
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Q · Ass sorcerer Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 1034

I love how Liquid starts off trashing this thread..then starts grading everyone's poetry.. Smile