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Strategos
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Our newest member is named after my old cat. I hope my old cat stays. I miss her.
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Phil
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HERE I AM AGAIN ON MY OWN
WALKIN' 'DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN
LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE
BUT I'VE MADE UP MY MIND
I AIN'T WASTIN' NO MORE TIME
HERE I GO AGAIN |
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NR
The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street
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Location: Japan
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Phil
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: |
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| NR wrote: | http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1177313315
4/20! |
wow |
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Aubstar
The Original Geek
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
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Location: Stumbling Toward Mediocrity
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I bought a desk today... so now I don't have to sit on my floor to use my computer.
And I got the apartment I applied for. So, I'm moving out of my parent's hellhole.
And for the record... I digging that I sound like an angsty teenager when I say that.
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VsPluckyDuck
Duckslit
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Overheard today:
"I didn't say you looked ugly! I didn't say you looked ugly! I said you looked SLUTTY! That's better, right? There's a difference." |
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J.L.Jones
I'd like to see this
Joined: 21 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 am Post subject: |
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| VsPluckyDuck wrote: | Overheard today:
"I didn't say you looked ugly! I didn't say you looked ugly! I said you looked SLUTTY! That's better, right? There's a difference." |
Oh man... I wanna see the look on the girls face... Watch her explode. |
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Phil
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| Quote: | | "There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too." |
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NR
The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| VsPluckyDuck wrote: | Overheard today:
"I didn't say you looked ugly! I didn't say you looked ugly! I said you looked SLUTTY! That's better, right? There's a difference." |
Who was saying this to whom? |
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VsPluckyDuck
Duckslit
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Wow, does anybody know what the "Newcomen Society of the United States" is? I processed about 20 of their inspirational corporate lectures at work today, all of them with ridiculously goofy titles like "National Fire Fighting Association: fighting fire with fervour" and stuff.
Yes, I realize I can go look it up on Wikipedia or whatever, and I probably will, but the question is partially rhetorical. I want to know if anybody here has actually heard of these guys. |
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Phil
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Idin Leis
McCoy fucked me so hard
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J.L.Jones
I'd like to see this
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| Agh. That's frustrating me just watching it. Why would someone subject themselves to those super hard levels. |
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Pandar
Overlord of the Netherworld
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| Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Who wants some HAWT SEX?
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Pandar
Overlord of the Netherworld
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NR
The Great White Bear of Sunflower Street
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[Scenario: Babysitting my 4-year-old sister, we were watching one of those "use your imagination" shows with the puppets and stuff (not Sesame Street, sadly), and they were doing all kinds of stuff with a spaghetti strainer.]
Me: I wonder how many kids watched this episode and immediately played with a spaghetti strainer.
Madelyn, age 4: .........I did. |
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Idin Leis
McCoy fucked me so hard
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Phil
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Phil
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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The truth behind 9/11 finally revealed!
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Idin Leis
McCoy fucked me so hard
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| Quote: | so like the SNES had just come out and my friend, despite it being his birthday and begging like hell, couldn't get his parents to buy him one
this was because he had a shit ton of NES games he had not beaten, or even played, and his parents had him bring them into the room when he beat a game to prove to them he was finished with it before they would buy him a new game
so i'm kicking it with him one day and he was moaning and whining about how cool the SNES was and how he desperately wanted to play it. he then went to go take a crap
now at the time i had been given a sticker book full of superman stickers and there was a sticker of the superman shield in the book
i peel it out, stick it on top of his NES, and yell out JOHNNY COME HERE YOU HAVE A SUPER NINTENDO YOU HAVE A SUPER NINTENDO
little motherfucker runs out with his pants halfway down and his eyes wide as saucers
i point to his NES with the superman sticker and say see johnny your nintendo has turned into a super nintendo
and johnny stands there with tears welling in his eyes and then bolts out screaming to his mom, telling on me
johnny's dad comes in and looks at me and then looks at the NES
johnny's dad busts a gut laughing and tells me i'm all right
next week johnny finally gets a SNES, most likely thanks to me |
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