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J.L.Jones
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think bobsledding would be more fun if when they fucked up they did explode.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We had to "analyze," other people's dreams in psyche last week, so me and a friend of mine decided we would rather make dreams up than actually share them. Mine ended up being me going all out in a fight against the jolly green giant, and he had a tree/sword, and I had a lightsaber. I blocked the tree with the lightsaber, but it just cut it in two instead of parried, and the end of the tree fell on me. I died, and then the part of the tree on my turned into another jolly green giant that looked just like me.

His was (He's ghetto as fuck, so this is very applicable) running from the cops with few of his friends, and then stealing a firetruck, and then they were running from the cops in that. Then they came upon a fire and stopped and helped put it out, so they were pardoned and given medals.

We decided mine was about my inner self telling me that losing sometimes makes you stronger. His was something like "Sometimes, what is wrong, when done for the right reasons, becomes right." I can't wait for the teacher to figure out what the hell to do with our papers, eh?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple nights ago I had a dream in which I owned a transparent cat. It was fucking weird. You could see through its skin and all the blood vessels and organs in there. And it had green blood. Not like a bad dream or a nightmare, but just slightly weird.

The cat really liked me though. I miss it.
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Idin Leis
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically my friend Bob who is one of the nicest guys ever is in this dream.

He is staying in a christain college dorm for some reason in this dream. We go to his room and party it out for a few nights. All of a sudden he dissappears. We come to the conclusion he is dead. But everyone that tells me he is dead are smiling as if he was not dead.

For some reason we hang out at his house just boozing it up for like 3 days. I wake up and go to sleep like 4 times durring this dream.

Finally I am at a cemetary and we see him through a glass of the coffin. He wakes up and this black guy comes out of nowhere and trys stabbing him with a wooden pole or something. They get out of the grave and start arguing talking about what he has been doing the last week and who he has been selling too.

We get Bob to confess he was out killing people. I asked him why he was doing it and he just no answer for it. He said he was making like 50k a day selling the organs of people he killed though.

I asked if he ate any of the people and he said a few. He started getting uneasy after all these questions I asked and kind of on edge. We go back to his room and tell his roomates what he has been doing. They move out instantly.

He starts freaking out and goes to his room telling us to make sure the dog does not go in his room because he might kill it. So we sat there watching TV making sure the dog did not go anywhere near him.
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NR
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idin Leis wrote:
I asked if he ate any of the people and he said a few. He started getting uneasy after all these questions I asked and kind of on edge. We go back to his room and tell his roomates what he has been doing. They move out instantly.

There is not a single sentence in that paragraph that did not make me laugh out loud.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's happened: I've had my first official Pan's Labyrinth scary dream!

Had a short one where the guy with eyes in his hands and those big claws tore through my door and yelled "You are going to that party!"
"What party?"
"The one where I'm going to kill you!"
"...Oh...okay."
End of dream.

I think it was inspired by the fact I was cruising that movie's official site late last night and streaming the soundtrack.
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Idin Leis
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god yes...

Ok the dream started in hotel/casino. We meet some guy that we don't know. He just got there and was hanging out in the bar and casino. I guess he was there with family or something.

My other friend is with us and he somehow gets a key for every room on the second floor of the hotel. We notice also that none of the cameras are working on the second floor. So we start divising a plan at night to go in these rooms and steal money and purses. Unfortunately the guy we don't know heard us talking about it. So we convince him to do it with us instead of telling on us.

The bouncers start looking at us strange since we are all smiles about what is going to happen.

They start asking us questions and I tell them we are going to the whore house to get laid.

They still seem somewhat curious after I tell them this.

So time goes by and we go in through a side door of the hotel. We get in on the second floor. My friends and I go into a room and for some reason we unplug a big screen tv and get ready to take to the car.

Then the guy we do not know starts pulling out the stove. It smells like something is burning and I smell smoke. The fire alarms go off.

We all start booking splitting up and going out side to our car to make a get away. I lose a shoe inside the hotel room. So I have soot all over me and I am kind of limping away pass the head of security. He gives me a dirty look and draws his gun. I tell him to chill out because we didn't steal anything as I am limping over to the car.

My freind like an idiot says "You mean we didnt steal much!" waving around a purse so the bouncer or whatever starts shooting at us. We start driving fast cops are chasing us.

Durring this chaos the guy that I do not know realizes that the purse is his moms and we were in his parents room robbing them.

But everyone is shooting so we start shooting back... Our car is somehow equipped with machine guns Spy hunter style. We start shooting cars and making traffic jams for the people be hind us. We also had wings at one moment.

Then we tryed pulling in somewhere and painting the car a different color but then this gang that owned the shop saw us and started shooting at us.

But thankkfully another gang came around corner and thought we were shooting at them and started shooting back. As the two gangs were fighting we escaped the fight.

Then we parked to get some food. The guy we dont know ended up meeting his girl friend. And she broke up with him.

God I am going ot be late for work. Later.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idin, I would buy a book of your dreams.
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Cloudcent
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't like to talk about my dreams, because they are always fucked up in ways i can't(nor care to) comprehend. This one was about 6 months ago, but i still remember it. It's a short one.

Some pre-dream explanation: I have a friend who likes asian women a lot, and also likes large breasts(as in, it's mandatory).

Now, on with the dream:

He wants to celebrate something, so he takes me out to eat. It's a really fancy Asian restaurant I'd never been to. So I'm digging the style, ready for whatever they can bring me out. We have our appetizer...sushi, etc....

Then the meal comes out. He had ordered the special, whereas I ordered something more conservative(I forget what).

They bring his meal and set it in front of him, and then remove the lid. On the large plate, is the upper torso and head of an Asian woman. I nearly vomit, and then(and here comes the best(worst?) part), he sends it back claiming the breasts are not large enough.

So basically some poor asian woman was sacrificed for his meal, and it wasn't good enough, so he asks for ANOTHER.

...

wtf is wrong with me? And this dream was relatively tame.
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Idin Leis
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NR wrote:
Idin, I would buy a book of your dreams.


These are true dreams. I write them right when I wake up.

I just read the one before this one and I was like "WTF?"

If I write the dreams right away I can get more details about it out. Because I forget about them if I wait more than an hour to write them.

It always seems to be the dreams that you wake up from but then go back to sleep because you are curious as to what will happen next.

Also sorry for the chittyshittybangbang spelling. I was half asleep when I wrote it.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idin Leis wrote:
NR wrote:
Idin, I would buy a book of your dreams.


These are true dreams. I write them right when I wake up.

Oh, I have no doubt of that. I hope I didn't imply such--I just meant I find them entertaining. Which I guess is the whole point of this thread, so keep up the good work, I guess.
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VsPluckyDuck
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a rather disturbing dream which was kind of CSI style of some people investigating a crime scene where two people-sized mandragora tried to rape an old woman. What the heck?

I've forgotten the other dreams I had, that one was so weird.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a very delicious dream this morning about chicken wings. And really, how can you have a bad dream about chicken wings? (Unless they involve you getting punched in the back of the neck, I suppose.)

My family was on the fourth floor of a parkade, and we had stopped driving on a road trip or something. Our car was on the first floor, but we took the elevator up to the fourth floor and there was part of a shopping mall up there. The place closest to the doors was decorated in KFC colours, and it was a chicken place, but it wasn't KFC. It was some barbecue chicken joint. My brother and I looked at the menu and said "Heck yes! Those wings look fabulous."
My sister ordered a wimpy little meal, and got the wings switched to a soggy looking chicken caesar salad to go with her small fries. and in the end she only picked at the salad and ate all the fries instead. We were angry at her for wasting money on stupid food when she could have ordered some of their specialty barbecue wings. Our orders came, and it came in a huge heaping basket lined with wax paper, of these chicken wings. Lightly breaded and slathered in barbecue sauce. They were the best chicken wings I had ever eaten.

Then we walked down the stairs back to our car, and I cleaned off my fingers because they had sticky barbecue sauce on them. The end.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VsPluckyDuck wrote:
And really, how can you have a bad dream about chicken wings?
When the chicken wings killed your dad.
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Strategos
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recently had a dream where I got up, went to the bathroom and dropped a load, and went back to bed without flushing.

My proof that this was a dream is that when I woke up, I decided to flush my toilet, because I had forgotten to, only to see that the toilet was clearly not marked as my territory.

My initial reaction was to scream "Oh Shit!" and check my pants, just in case I still did stuff I dreamed up. Luckily, I am past that stage, because there was also nothing there.

My biggest issue is figuring out what the hell I dreamed of going to the bathroom and not flushing for.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a long dream that started by introducing the setting of a very nice, inner-city condo that I'd just moved into. There was a family gathering going on, so we had picnic tables set up outside and such.

An army fighter jet came wizzing through the city flying very low--not close enough to us to be a bother, but we could all see and hear it. It was flying very fast, and putting on crazy moves like you'd see in movies and stuff. It was coming very close to hitting buildings, billboards, and a helicopter that was also in the area, several times each.

Then it tooks a trip up high, arcs downward, and SLAM, divebombed directly into a bunch of cars. "Oh shit, it's happening again!" someone yelled, and we all started going inside for shelter.

For some reason, we suspected swarms of "the enemy," whoever that may have been, would try and come inside our houses, so we made it apoint to close and lock the three freaking doors this place had. I was getting mad when people weren't locking the doors.

On the third door, there was indeed someone trying to get in. It was this old guy, and some attractive woman of some sort. We said that under the circumstances of a new 9-11 happening right now, we couldn't let them in, and he said, lifting a bag (I was watching this through that little hole in the door) "That's too bad because, I'm selling some GREAT stuff that will help boost your low self esteem!" And suddenly a lot of people in my house were like "Hmmmm...yeah, maybe we should let him in," and I'm like "NO, idiots, he's obviously an alien."

Then I hear the old guy say to his out-of-place female counterpart "Maybe they've figured out that we're lying," explaining why we were taking so long opening the door. Turns out, yeah, they were aliens. That was pretty much the end of it.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally had an awesome dream tonight, like just before I woke up. I was some kind of demonic hell creature with all kinds of supernatural powers. I don't think I remember a lot of what I was doing, but I remember using stealth and hiding in shadows and then ripping the faces off gangsters in some kind of big hotel or apartment building. Then I set off some kind of explosion and all kinds of people flocked to it (even civilians, which I didn't want to hurt, so at least I had some ethics). I was getting discovered by all kinds of people so I used some Banshee-esque power where I shouted and then everyone got the vitality sucked out of them, like the husband and wife at the end of Beetlejuice.

I then used my claws to rip open a wall and I jumped out to safety. I was "flying" but really I just had the ability to jump distances of miles. I flew over a big body of water and landed on a floating taxi cab where I was having a conversation with who I believe was Michael Caine, though I was on top (trying not to touch the water I guess) so I never saw his face. I then jumped from the Taxi to some sort of Island with a castle on it where I hid until a bunch of human mercenaries with huge weapons came to hunt me. One of the female hunters found me while she was alone but I didn't attack her. She had a Beuty and the Beast moment and decided to spare me, but the rest of the mercs found us and killed her. I woke up in the middle of the slaughter.

All in all pretty fucking epic. I don't remember dreams often, but when I wake up after shit like that I just feel pumped for the rest of the day...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So last night I dreamed that I was driving a car on a very snowy day, and I lost control and started plowing through intersections and all that. Seems like I got through a number of pretty perilous situations unscathed, but then I took a wrong turn and ended up high on a mountain, where I ran off of the edge.

Woke up before I hit the bottom.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't remember all the details of my dream last night... But what I can remember is interesting enough.

Orie and LiQuid were hanging out in my kitchen eating muffins, and unpacking boxes or something.

I vaguely remember my brother was moving, and maybe Orie and LiQuid were his roommates I really don't know.

I just found it interesting that I've never met LiQuid, I've never even seen a picture... but I knew it was him in my dream.

but, now I want to eat muffins.
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LiQuid!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, what's up with all the chicks here dreaming about me? I know Janelle has (page 2) and I'm pretty sure Rika dreams about me in naughty ways too, and no one know what I look like... My demeanor must conjure some pretty wicked mental imagery if I'm able to get all up in your dreams. I think we need to have some sort of Guess What LiQuid! Looks Like contest where everyone either draws or image searches for dudes that look like me then I'll pick which one looks the closest and give em a prize or something...
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